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Cali Reggae frontman Stick Figure lead vocalist, producer and guitarist Scott Woodruff
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ChatGPT Thinks Cali Reggae Is Bob Marley’s Soul on Surf Wax or Just ‘Chill Vibes, Bro’

Cali reggae has become a unique offshoot of the original roots reggae movement, popularized by icons like Bob Marley, and originating in Jamaica, but it is often criticized for missing the deeper roots that gave birth to the genre. As Stick Figure, a California-based reggae band, holds the title of the top living reggae act in the U.S. for the past five years—according to World Music Views—the question arises: Is Cali reggae contributing to the genre’s evolution, or simply diluting its essence?

Happy Place u/lidia99 asked ChatGPT to roast Cali Reggae and the answer, well read for yourself below:

Cali reggae, huh? It’s like someone took the soul of Bob Marley, diluted it with salt water, and slapped on a layer of surf wax for good measure. It’s reggae, but for people who think “chill vibes” are a personality trait and prefer their social justice messages filtered through a pair of overpriced sunglasses. There’s something strangely sterile about the genre—it’s reggae without the roots, or the fire, or any real connection to the struggles that gave birth to the music. Instead, you get white guys with dreadlocks playing “No Woman No Cry” on their ukuleles between surf sessions, feeling just spiritual enough to post about “oneness” on Instagram.

The lyrics? Oh, they’re deep—if your idea of depth is stringing together every cliche about sunsets, waves, and “positivity, bro.” It’s like someone got ahold of a Bob Marley lyric generator and decided, “Yeah, that’s good enough.” While real reggae spoke about revolution and survival, Cali reggae prefers to talk about how “we should all just love each other, man” from the comfort of a beachfront condo. They’ve managed to take a genre born from hardship and resistance and turn it into the musical equivalent of a yoga retreat for suburbanites trying to feel enlightened after drinking one too many kombuchas.

And then there’s the sound: reggae by way of frat house jam sessions. You’ve got guitars that don’t quite know if they’re ska, punk, or reggae, a rhythm section that seems like it just wandered in from a Dave Matthews Band concert, and a frontman who sings like he’s been emotionally wounded by losing his favorite flip-flops. It’s background music for overpriced food trucks, something to nod your head to while pretending you’re one with nature after hiking 20 minutes to an Instagram-worthy waterfall. In the end, Cali reggae is less about the message and more about the vibe—specifically, the vibe of a Target ad selling beach towels.

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